Dream Log – March 2nd, 2012

I only remember brief snippits, but here it is:

Sex with a couple of women. I later turned into a woman. Had sex with Jane’s Addiction guitarist Dave Navarro.

Satan kept creating bad situations for me, his face appeared whenever something bad happened. After one time, he tried to go away, but I yelled at him and challenged him to a battle. He came back and we fought. Me and two others yelled at him, the yelling damaging him, until he died.

Was at a grocery store looking in the manga section. Saw the original Dragonball manga, book 1. Flipped through it looking for the pig character (Oolong was his name?) and saw tits throughout.

Was driving in a car with a few others, when a thunderstorm started happening. All of a sudden, the world was being flooded, and we were starting to drown. When I realized the water had already gotten too high, too fast, and there was no door in the back, I panicked. Then I woke up.

Dream Log – March 1st, 2012

One specific part I remember well was that I was sitting on a train with a group of friends. We had to leave from the train and get on something else to get where we were going. One of the girls forgot her purse, so I grabbed it, but in the process I didn’t see where they were heading, so I got lost. Eventually after stumbling around Conan O’Brien and pointed me in the right direction. I got my ticket and headed up to meet with the rest of them. Just as I was getting at the door, it closed. I banged on the door for a bit, before finding the person in charge and asking them to open the door. They did, and I got on, and returned her purse. It was a flying ship like thing.
We were strapped on the outside of it, it was like a couch bolted on the side. So the only thing stopping us from plummeting to our deaths was the seatbelt we had. On its course, it managed to get stuck on a tree right outside my house. So we all left to try and see what we could do to fix it.

While we were looking at the ship, my mother as a fairy came to try and take the driver away so she could have him to herself. Me and someone else popped open the back of the trunk to find a homeless man inside, and the trunk was completely covered in shit. He jumped out and tried to escape. Someone grabbed him and then killed him by shoving his face into the shit and drowning him. He took out a knife and said there couldn’t be any more witnesses. He started walking towards me, brandishing his knife while I slowly tried backing away. He ran at me and stabbed me in the stomach twice, then I had fallen over and died.

And that’s what I remember.

Dream Log – February 26th, 2012

There was one part before this one I can’t remember much at all, so I’ll start off here:

My grandma and I were driving to school to pick someone up. We couldn’t find a place to park inside the school, so we were trying to leave to find a place to wait outside. There was this guy in a blue convertible blocking the exit. He looked completely dead, he wouldn’t move. I told my grandma I thought he was dead, but then I noticed the guy would have a spasm every now and then and his head and hands would be somewhere else. Eventually the guy came back to normal and drove off. So we waited outside the school and eventually picked my friend up.
I forgot how, but my uncle was eventually with us, and on the way driving us back to my house, my grandma and me had decided to call in about the guy. My grandma started talking to the police operator on the phone. When she asked about the man’s description, my grandma said “she was wearing a banana suit”. Naturally, the operator didn’t believe her at all, which was when me and my uncle corrected her, saying it was a guy in a normal suit.

Another part had me inside of a new house we were living in. I was looking for my room with all my things, so I started searching for it. In one room I heard John Waters, and think I saw the back of his head. After looking forever for my new room and not finding it, my roommate reveals my room has been moved to the attic. I then start a verbal tirade at them, yelling at them, how much I hated them for constantly making me move to so many different rooms in a short period of time. Then my roommate pulled on a cord in the living room ceiling, which brought down a small ladder as means to access the room. However, the small ladder was already suspended high off the ground, so I yelled at them as I had no means to actually climb it. I believe some of my exact words were “Well great, why not just make a single step and have me jump up, grab it, and pull myself up anytime I want to enter my room.” I continued to yell at them for what felt like forever. Meanwhile they were trying to leave to go to a theme park or something.

After awhile of yelling, I somehow warped to the theme park (either warped, or I had waken up, fallen back asleep, and my dream resumed at the theme park, which is the more likely scenario. I’ve certainly had dreams where I’ve woken up mid-dream, then fell back asleep only to resume right where the dream left off). Inside the theme park, everyone was mad at me and trying to kill me. One by one, they would all try to hit me with weapons you’d find in your common beat-em-up game (pipes, sledgehammers, etc). But I would always manage to take the weapon from them as they were using it to strike me, then I would kill them with it. One I killed by constantly smashing his head against a pointed rock. There was someone else trying to hurt me to, but I managed to save him from being hurt by someone else. In turn, he helped me out, and I stopped from killing him.
Then I thought to myself “If everyone just left me alone I wouldn’t have to kill any of you.” After that, I remember I was trying to walk away, and found these fire ant hills. So I had to carefully walk around them, to avoid getting them on me. I then came across one guy who had a sledgehammer, which I promptly took from him and started to beat him with it. After the first hit, he grew armor on himself that made him immune to the sledgehammer. I carried on to a large group, once I was close enough I started swinging the sledgehammer around in a 360degree motion, and managed to catch one of them with it, killing him. It was shortly after that I woke up.

Lots of fun (?) was had this night, eh?

Dream Log – February 23rd, 2012

Sorry no post for the last few days (to all the zero people that read this)
I mean to write about my dreams as soon as I wake up, but sometimes I forget to, then forget the dream entirely. I only remember a small fraction of this dream, but here it is:

I was at a gathering of friends and family at someone’s house. I forgot why I said it, but I yelled at everyone “Goddammit!” they all looked at me in shock, and one older woman who was next to me tried to strike me. I managed to grab her one hand before she did, then grabbed the other when she tried to hit me with it. I used one leg to block her when she tried to kick me, but couldn’t manage to block the other leg, and she kneed me in the stomach. Everyone then at the party started yelling at me, telling me to leave. So I left to another room to cool down.
Then a lawyer or something came in, and told me they started building a floor underneath the house, where they would live now, and they were going to burn the entire floor I was on, because I touched some of the things up here. So then I left the house and sat outside in the pouring rain.

Another small part of my dream was, that I was sleeping in my room. Now, my room is next to a bathroom, so I unfortunately have to hear what goes on in there. In my dream, I heard my roommate and a bunch of her friends talking shit about me, and creating a whole huge ruckus. So (while still in my dream) I woke up, went to the bathroom to yell at them. Then I went to go see my other roommate to complain. As usual, they never took my side, and that pissed me off so much I stomped my foot. But I had also done that in real life too, because the sound of my foot hitting the wall woke me up.

Dream Log – February 20th, 2012

I was applying for a job at K-Mart, and got it. The manager handed me a card showing proper attire and told me to show up tomorrow. I left and then panicked because I forgot what times I worked.

I was in some neighborhood with alleys leading everywhere late at night, and was scared. I was trying to call someone to pick me up, but nobody was answering. I was trying to find some store out in the open with bright lights everywhere to hide while I was waiting for a ride. I noticed a store only a block away that was open and had bright lights on, so I headed towards it. On my way, three people stopped me. They said something, and then one of them took out a knife and started to slash at my arms, before putting the knife into my stomach several times. They then ran off and I slumped towards the store. It was then that an old friend of my peeked her head out of her door, and saw me and tried to help.

Also there was something involving the game Twisted Metal’s character Sweet Tooth I believe, I just can’t remember what.

Dream Log – February 18th, 2012

Since I can’t remember whole parts, here are more or less highlights:

I was in school when in the middle of class, this one kid sprayed some poison into the air that caused everyone in class to evacuate.

In another class, there was a teacher I liked, but she hated me and yelled at me because I never did any work at all.

I was with someone and we were sitting on this stone platform in the ocean, as the waves passed us by. We were near a large dam-like wall. Occasionally there would be a gigantic wave that would sweep me off the platform and slam me into the wall several times.

I had to fight a large water dragon (more like Final Fantasy’s Leviathan), except I was a water mage, so the only spell I had was ineffective against it. To be able to change to my higher level classes, I had to look inside trash bags, except I was having no luck. Eventually it turned into a human, and I would try punching it, with no effect. Eventually he ran off.

I was watching Jeopardy in the studio audience (or was it on TV?), and this one woman who was playing, had a fake wooden arm. It was incredibly long, much longer than her normal arm.

Dream Log – February 16th, 2012

Once again, long breaks inbetween logs, but I’ve been having a hard time remembering them, usually only remembering fragments. Same case here, but I’ll jot down what I remember.

I had found out I had gotten two girls I knew from long ago pregnant. So I was hanging out in my grandfather’s arcade, trying to get him to front money for a house that would be for me and the two women. Later I had found out that one of those girls that got pregnant, wasn’t by me. It was revealed it was David Lynch who impregnated her. I forgot who he arrested, but at some point, Law & Order: Criminal Intent’s Robert Goren (played by Vincent D’onofrio) came and arrested someone.

So yeah, not as long as other ones, but it’s the best I can do at the moment.

Dream Log – February 10th, 2012

Apologies for the long gap in posts, I’ve been having a hard time remembering my dreams lately. But I’m writing this one immediately after waking up.

So I was looking for work, and I came across this building that was looked from the inside like a giant forge. They had their own baseball field, where everyone who worked there were out enjoying sports and what have you. It was there I met the manager, and after talking with him, he hired me on the spot. It was then I took a look inside to find out that this place actually made candy. One of the girls then greeted me, and told me to follow her. I followed her to an area not far off, where there was another woman as well. She started to take off the other girl’s top, asking me “Aren’t her tits perfect?” before they started making out.

I forgot how it got to this point, but then I was in a medieval Japanese castle, searching around, for some reason I can’t remember. Alot of the details of this one are hazy, however. I do remember at some point, I had to get Maggie’s help (the baby from the Simpsons), to climb through the air vents to look for items we needed to advance. Ah, yes. To unlock a portal that would take us to who we were looking for, we had to collect all the items in a certain area, then go to a certain spot in a room, and the portal would open.
So Maggie climbed through the air vents searching for the items. At some point she would start getting swarmed by enemies, globs of goo and rats and stuff like that. So she had to dodge each one, until she found an assault rifle in the air vents, after which she destroyed every bad guy in site. Then it went back to me, and I continued searching around. I had found this trap door, which inside of which was another trap door. I went down them both and found myself down a stair set. Keep in mind, whenever I went through a door or anything, everything went black, like a loading screen transition in a game.
So I was climbing down this ladder, and noticed a large ogre on the other side, I jumped from the ladder to the ledge on the other side, before it started giving way. I managed to climb up before the ledge completely crumbled and made my way to the ogre. Which, after hitting him a few times, he stumbled backwards into a pool of water, killing him instantly. I believe that’s when I woke up.

There was another part while I was searching for items while a gigantic mob was chasing me trying to kill me, but I don’t remember it that well. I do remember this one part while they were chasing me around outside, there were these stations where if you punched a clown, you got bonus points.

So here’s hoping I get better at remembering my dreams again so I can post more often as opposed to just once every week or two.

Dream Log – January 30th, 2012

I don’t know how I got there in the first place inside of my old elementary school. Even though i was still outdoors, the area I was in was fenced off, and there was a TV and stereo system, and computer. It was night time, so I watched TV and played games until the sun rose. Then one the area I was in opened, I went to the playground. Then, out of the ground, a large black man wearing a bra emerged. He was one of the teachers. We started chatting and I was rather enjoying myself.

Then school started, and I was in a classroom. There was only a few children, and all we were doing was make pretend washing dishes, with each of us doing a particular part of it. The teacher there asked me what I was doing there. I told him I didn’t know, but that I’ve never felt so happy as I did, just having fun here.
He told me I should have finished school. I told him I wanted to, but my last school kept tossing me around to different grades and I could never finish.

Then a complete scene change. I was in a concert, and I believe I was in a wheelchair, for some reason.

After that, somewhere completely different, there was this murder mystery I had to solve, by looking around each area and solving clues. I forgot what happened of that, sorry ^^;

Then I winded up in a line with a bunch of other kids, waiting to get our pictures taken. Right before I was about to get my picture taken, I was looking at a screen, showing some of the example pictures they had. Two of them were very old pictures of me and my friends, from long long ago. I asked if I could order copies of those, but he said I couldn’t unless I got permission from everyone who was in those pictures. I couldn’t, so that ended that.

Next, I was getting ready to go to a dance with this one girl. Before going, we played some Scooby-Doo! Mystery on Sega Genesis. I was playing the game, and she was holding a NES controller wondering why it wouldn’t work on the Genesis. She thought it was weird that the Genesis had a reset button on it, and I told her how cute I thought that was. So with the dance steadily approaching, I look for my suit that matched her, red with stars over it. I was frantically looking everywhere for it, but couldn’t find it.

Then I got a phone call in real life and I woke up.

Dream Log – January 28th, 2012

Had one the night before, but only remember a very small bit of it, but I’ll say what I remember then start with todays.

Yesterday, the small bit I remember was one of my roommate’s asking another for money. Then when they were refused, they got incredibly pissed and threatened to leave. I asked my roommate what he wanted money for, and they replied: “A tattoo.”

Then today, from what I remember: Shaquille O’Neal took me and a bunch of old friends to Jack In The Box to eat. I had ordered a meal, but didn’t pay for it. And then the person who took my order handed me a whole bunch of money back as change. Shaq got mad and told me to return it. I told him I didn’t need nor want to. He then took everyone else and left me there. After exiting the Jack In The Box, my head started throbbing and I had put my hands on both sides of it. I had screamed as loud as I could, then all of a sudden I had transformed into… something. I don’t know how to explain it exactly. But I was bigger, stronger, faster. Then it all gets hazy from there.

I’ll have to start writing these as soon as I wake up, so that they’re easier to remember.